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Maritime Academy for Ultimate Marine Arts Unlimited
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ACT NOW! OUR EXPERIENCED RESEARCHERS HAVE SELECTED YOU OUT OF MILLIONS OF PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS FOR A CAREER IN THE MARITIME ARTS!
In compliance with the ruling of a class action suite we are excited to offer you this life changing opportunity. EARN YOUR CERTIFICATE IN ADVANCED SEAMANSHIP in just 16 hours !!! (usually a five year intensive training), get fast-tracked into the most exiting and fastest growing career market in the world. Set sail on the high seas of opportunity in this TOTALLY FREE, YES THATS RIGHT, TOTALLY FREE ! one day course. SAT JULY 25 12:00 - 7:30PM
-No gimmicks
-No hidden fees
-No obligations
-No sudden weight gain
In compliance with the ruling of a class action suite we are excited to offer you this life changing opportunity. EARN YOUR CERTIFICATE IN ADVANCED SEAMANSHIP in just 16 hours !!! (usually a five year intensive training), get fast-tracked into the most exiting and fastest growing career market in the world. Set sail on the high seas of opportunity in this TOTALLY FREE, YES THATS RIGHT, TOTALLY FREE ! one day course. SAT JULY 25 12:00 - 7:30PM
-No gimmicks
-No hidden fees
-No obligations
-No sudden weight gain
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Ok, lets get serious. This is how You can finally get off that couch and get behind the helm. These are our simple guidelines to help you maximize your training experience.
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"THE bowel of purification" digestive track of lord mammon, 64 foot water slide
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Archibald Addison Bishop Stoneleigh with his legal and spiritual advisors 1931
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