Micro-nations and Autonomous Utopias
July 26 27 28, 2019
Form a delEgation of battle AMBASSADORS, Build proudly your FLOATING national battle PAVILION, adorn YOURSELVES in the TRADITIONAL dress of your micro-nation, decant the cocktail of your homeland and prepare for.......
The Coiled Hose people of Possession Island, The Barrel Lashers of Pingelap Micronesia, The Loose Confederacy of Dollarstore Floats at Clipperton atoll, The Canoemaraners of Annobon isle, The Clingers-on of Livingroom Island, The Unicorn Eaters, The calorically bereft Poolnoodlers of Pitcairn, The Freedmen of Tromelin, The Insatiable Mosslickers of Christmas Island and The Foam Netters of Lesser Takuu.
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ONE: HUMAN SWIMMING RACE
At the sound of the conch shell, one representative from each delegation will swim the gauntlet from livingroom barge to The dock and return to shotgun a can of upper lower midrange beer at a possibly disagreeable temperature.
TWO: IMPROVISED WATERCRAFT REGATTA
It is a rare sort of person that stares into the abyss and sails into an unknown horizen to endure conditions and isolation that can drive a person to the brink of insanity. Nearly one eighth of a mile through the bottleneck clusterfuck of infinite frustration, the beach of peril, and the bird sanctuary of unknown godlesss beasts to retrieve the Greesed Egg and deliver it to "The LIVINGROOM RAFT"
THREE: PUGIL FIGHTS (CROUD FAVORITE)
This is the thing from American Gladiators where they stand on two columns and try to whack each other off with padded sticks.
ALSO FOUR: PILLAGING!
Pillaging is an illustrious and ancient marine tradition as old as the waves themselves. In this challenge you will attempt to steal the flags of other micronations while protecting your own. The delegation with the most flags by sundown will be rewarded with wild accolades. lost of your flag? so sorry, disqualified.
Also FIVE: GENERAL BATTLE
This should be somewhat self explanatory.
Also SIX: NATIONAL COCTAIL
A drinkable cocktail in-keeping with cultural heritage, points for flavor, effort, concept, NAME, presentation and Availability.
Also maybe SEVEN: DEBATE!
Debate is more formal and civilized interaction where-in two delegates attempt to sway one another to their own unique position by competing in shotgunning caned beers or sucking oiled sardines through long glass bubble-tea straws for speed.
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