EXCELLENT NEWS! The battle for mau mau island has been siezed and REPOSSESSED by its credible lending institution. 1-800honeybadger.com of the Cayman Islands, due to DERELICTION of payments.
Why are we called 1-800honeybadger.com? When your in the credit business, you don't throw away a good name!
1-800honeybadger is not our phone number.
1-800honeybadger.com is not our web address, thank you.
Please send your handwritten inquiries to:
1-800honeybadger.com financial enterprises
12 Ironshore drive, West Bay
Grand Cayman KY1-11010
the battle for mau mau island is CURRENTLY being stored in an a-physical holographic FORECLOSURE dimension. help fund its return to our physical plane on the mau mau art salon page by purchasing your 2018 temporary tattoo
COMPEting gangs: The newtown greeks mutants, Space pirates, the fulton mules jolly julep, coconutjazz, castro's castaways, sea monkey BUSINESS, the golden shower corral, the island of broken toys, the cherry poppers, pizza cult, hells mermaids, water bears, dale's pale ale, bad humor popsicles, neptune and angsty mermaid wife, polar bears with guns, violette olympia, Team jerkin' it Floating cabana and jerk chicken grill Prolly margaritas, Zipper Me Timber, Skulleaters (kinda?), Wet Cat Burglars, The Industrious Participators, denim dilemma, Skull Eaters of Valhalla, Neutrino's explorers and some other randos and stuff i forgot.
BEST IN SHOW, TO THE NEWTOWN GREEKS MUTANTS. FOR A GREAT OVERALL EFFORT, COMING IN HOT AND DRUNK FULL TILT LATE SAT ON THE AREON. AND MOST OF ALL FOR LETTING COUNTLESS CLAMBERING DROVES OF DRUNKEN IDIOTS PARTY ALL OVER AND IN YOUR SAIL BOAT FOR 24 HOURS STRAIT. I HAVE NEVER KNOWN A SAILBOAT CAPTAIN WHO WOULD TOLERATE NOT ALONE ENJOY SUCH A THING, CONGRATS ON YOUR VERY MAU MAU ATTITUDE OF GIVING NO SHITS IN THE FACE OF CHAOS. watch out that trophy is covered in broken glass and Dr. Adventure's underwear
Best theme cocktail is a hard tossup between CoconutJazz (who’s drink tasted exactly like whatever CoconutJazz is) and The Jolly Julep, despite it Nmumonicaly making no sense (why not a mint julep?) made damned fine Bloody Marries and were handing them too me all day. Bribery wins the day at MAU MAU so to the Julep it goes.
Flag grab champions again, two years running, Space Pirates of Philadelphia, 6 stolen flags while protecting there own.
Worst boat goes to David Selig, who rented us the camp site who 10 days before the event attempted to use his cell phone as a boat in a toilet making him unreachable until the day of the event.
UNENDING THANKS FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN TO: Kat Millerick, Doctor Octopus, Craige, Ron Watts, Noel Maloy, David Selig, Justin Discobike, Brook, Bruce Beezie, Dirby and Josh, Melissa, John, My dear mother, Winkle, Sean rice, Ari zeblowski. Cheers, cant do it without you.
ABOVE: Complexitometer with current 9 month reading, courtesy of the Chateau De Pregny, Geneva, of the family Rothchild.
We still recommend renting the overnight camping for the night of, just in case our readings are wrong.
2017 temporary tattoo "chronostasis" FLAUNTSOME AND GETSOME
Show your support for the production of the MAU MAU Island event with this temporary tattoo, featuring teletuby mermaids, the tesseract, and by decree, the corporate log of our repressors, 1-800HONEYBADGER.COM. Flaunt some and get some! BE THE COMPLEXITY