EXCELLENT NEWS! The battle for mau mau island has been siezed and REPOSSESSED by its credible lending institution.  1-800honeybadger.com of the Cayman Islands, due to DERELICTION of payments.   

The shareholders of 1-800HONEYBADGER.COM invite YOU to be an active participant of the most important moment in the history of our universe. ​

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the battle for mau mau island is CURRENTLY being stored in an a-physical holographic FORECLOSURE dimension. help fund its return to our physical plane on the mau mau art salon page by purchasing your 2018 temporary tattoo

COMPEting gangs: The newtown greeks mutants, Space pirates, the fulton mules jolly julep, coconutjazz, castro's castaways, sea monkey BUSINESS, the golden shower corral, the island of broken toys, the cherry poppers, pizza cult, hells mermaids, water bears, dale's pale ale, bad humor popsicles, neptune and angsty mermaid wife, polar bears with guns, violette olympia, Team jerkin' it Floating cabana and jerk chicken grill Prolly margaritas, Zipper Me Timber, Skulleaters (kinda?), Wet Cat Burglars, The Industrious Participators, denim dilemma, Skull Eaters of Valhalla, Neutrino's explorers and some other randos and stuff i forgot.

PHOTOS BY. Alix Piorun, Dirby Luongo, Brian Coleman, and others

TROPHIES AND ACCOLADES:

BEST IN SHOW, TO THE NEWTOWN GREEKS MUTANTS. FOR A GREAT OVERALL EFFORT, COMING IN HOT AND DRUNK FULL TILT LATE SAT ON THE AREON. AND MOST OF ALL FOR LETTING COUNTLESS CLAMBERING DROVES OF DRUNKEN IDIOTS PARTY ALL OVER AND IN YOUR SAIL BOAT FOR 24 HOURS STRAIT. I HAVE NEVER KNOWN A SAILBOAT CAPTAIN WHO WOULD TOLERATE NOT ALONE ENJOY SUCH A THING, CONGRATS ON YOUR VERY MAU MAU ATTITUDE OF GIVING NO SHITS IN THE FACE OF CHAOS. watch out that trophy is covered in broken glass and Dr. Adventure's underwear

Best theme cocktail is a hard tossup between CoconutJazz (who’s drink tasted exactly like whatever CoconutJazz is) and The Jolly Julep, despite it Nmumonicaly making no sense (why not a mint julep?) made damned fine Bloody Marries and were handing them too me all day. Bribery wins the day at MAU MAU so to the Julep it goes.

Flag grab champions again, two years running, Space Pirates of Philadelphia, 6 stolen flags while protecting there own.

Worst boat goes to David Selig, who rented us the camp site who 10 days before the event attempted to use his cell phone as a boat in a toilet making him unreachable until the day of the event.

Honorable mentions:

to, The Jolly Julep Again for best boat construction, golden showers coral best theme (great costumes as well), Neptune and angsty Mermaid wife in plastic bathtub boat for best costumes, and Amanda Hagy, Josh Hall and Kristyn for excellence, prowess and endurance in Pugil fighting. Dales “fail” Ale for near worst boat implementation (under a minute afloat) Thumbs up. My love and adoration to all of you for your Fitzcolaldian effort and irreplaceable style as always. 

​UNENDING THANKS FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN TO:  Kat Millerick, Doctor Octopus, Craige, Ron Watts, Noel Maloy, David Selig, Justin Discobike, Brook, Bruce Beezie, Dirby and Josh, Melissa, John, My dear mother, Winkle, Sean rice, Ari zeblowski. Cheers, cant do it without you. 

GOTHAMIST article by Oriana Leckert ​http://gothamist.com/2017/08/01/battle_mau_mau_2017.php#photo-25

ABOVE: Complexitometer with current 9 month reading, courtesy of the Chateau De Pregny, Geneva, of the family Rothchild.

We regret to inform you that this will be the final BATTLE FOR MAU MAU ISLAND event, principally to alleviate 1800honeybadger.com of the $184 in annual website fees. Additionally, 8:15 PM EST July 29th has been determined to be the last moment of linear time. Thats right, It is coming, the moment of absolute complexity, everything that can happen, will happen, simultaneously and you will be a part of it. The complexity needs you. MAU MAU is the straw that will break the third dimension's back. In that special moment we will transition to a 4th dimensional perception, All possible arrangements of physical reality will exist simultaneously, linear time will no longer be necessary and will cease to exist, we will be the tesseract. (like Interstellar, yes Matthew Mcconaughey will be there, in fact, he will also be everywhere) 

We live in an age of unparalleled and exponential variety. Trump is the fucking president? but even he, like the song "1-877 cars for kids" is an unfortunate but necessary part of the total complexity. Anything can happen now. Everything can happen now, and will. The balance in the Complexity/Nothing arms race is tipped. It is accelerating by the second, Chronostasis is inevitable. So lets enjoy experiencing time while we still can, do crazy shit on boats. 

We still recommend renting the overnight camping for the night of, just in case our readings are wrong.

ABOVE: The "Telletubby Tesseract" in the Hofburg vault, Vienna, Austria. Artifact of the Wolfboy Kazimir Putin. This single holographic plane contains all 37,500 individual frames of  the telletubbies episode "Naughty Sock" trapped in this miserable tesseract, where nothing can ever change and time cannot exist. Proof of the possibility of "the block universe" and "the most valuable object in the world".

2017 temporary tattoo "chronostasis" FLAUNTSOME AND GETSOME

$5.00

Show your support for the production of the MAU MAU Island event with this temporary tattoo, featuring teletuby mermaids, the tesseract, and by decree, the corporate log of our repressors, 1-800HONEYBADGER.COM. Flaunt some and get some! BE THE COMPLEXITY

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