The Multi-oceanic Association of Unified
Micro-nations and Autonomous
Utopias
Micro-nations and Autonomous
Utopias
convened
July 26 27 28, 2019
Form a delEgation of battle AMBASSADORS, Build proudly your FLOATING national battle PAVILION, adorn YOURSELVES in the TRADITIONAL dress of your micro-nation, decant the cocktail of your homeland and prepare for.......
NEGOTIATIONS!!!
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Participating gangs:
the trash birds. send noods. styx hades water taxi. sea monkeys. fuck a duck. working on it. john waters ship down. jaboshi jaboshi. swan lake. uss warehouse trash. space pirates. duckavers. lagoonigans "fuck you". swamp thang. chicka mau mau. questionable parenting. hydrarchy. the drunken sailors. sixteen bins.
best in show. the trash birds.
BEST IN SHOW: to "Trash Birds" for a great, well conceived, well executed and fun boat, costumes, and all around effort in shipping up all the way from Virginia and disposing of a lot of trash when the event was short a dumpster. See you next year to defend your trophy.
IN OTHER AWARDS, ACALADES AND MENTIONS:
BEST TEAM COCKTAIL: Goes to "sea monkeys" with their "banana hammock" not so much for the drink itself which was in fact surprisingly drinkable for a banana based drink though still fundamentally gross (clotty) but rather for its shear relentless availability, a dedicated agent made this drink almost imposable to avoid. also to Savana of this same team for disengourging noodles out of her butt onto the table exclaiming "dinner is served"
STIX, Water Taxi for a very tight well executed theme including custom MAU MAU touring shirts and wicked sweet long neck guitar paddles.
Benny Emerald of "warehouse trash" for stamina in non stop pugil fighting and...human swimming race, snatchin that greasy cat at the last minute.
BEST RESURRECTION: "sea monkeys" again, total catastrophic sinking to total filthy phenix in record time. some shit just wont stay down.
BEST BIOHAZARD: "Send Noods" for generally "creating hazardous biological conditions" with filthy noodles, which are as far as I'm concerned an OUTDOOR FOOD.
ALSO to Nishi, a girl who submitted the volunteer form on the website, showed up alone and knew nobody and there wasn't much for her to do but within an hour later I saw her having shrimp sucked out of her toes by Ryan O'conor. Good shit.
IN OTHER AWARDS, ACALADES AND MENTIONS:
BEST TEAM COCKTAIL: Goes to "sea monkeys" with their "banana hammock" not so much for the drink itself which was in fact surprisingly drinkable for a banana based drink though still fundamentally gross (clotty) but rather for its shear relentless availability, a dedicated agent made this drink almost imposable to avoid. also to Savana of this same team for disengourging noodles out of her butt onto the table exclaiming "dinner is served"
STIX, Water Taxi for a very tight well executed theme including custom MAU MAU touring shirts and wicked sweet long neck guitar paddles.
Benny Emerald of "warehouse trash" for stamina in non stop pugil fighting and...human swimming race, snatchin that greasy cat at the last minute.
BEST RESURRECTION: "sea monkeys" again, total catastrophic sinking to total filthy phenix in record time. some shit just wont stay down.
BEST BIOHAZARD: "Send Noods" for generally "creating hazardous biological conditions" with filthy noodles, which are as far as I'm concerned an OUTDOOR FOOD.
ALSO to Nishi, a girl who submitted the volunteer form on the website, showed up alone and knew nobody and there wasn't much for her to do but within an hour later I saw her having shrimp sucked out of her toes by Ryan O'conor. Good shit.
SEE you next one you soggy fuckers
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Meet in all their fineries,
The Coiled Hose people of Possession Island, The Barrel Lashers of Pingelap Micronesia, The Loose Confederacy of Dollarstore Floats at Clipperton atoll, The Canoemaraners of Annobon isle, The Clingers-on of Livingroom Island, The Unicorn Eaters, The calorically bereft Poolnoodlers of Pitcairn, The Freedmen of Tromelin, The Insatiable Mosslickers of Christmas Island and The Foam Netters of Lesser Takuu.
The Coiled Hose people of Possession Island, The Barrel Lashers of Pingelap Micronesia, The Loose Confederacy of Dollarstore Floats at Clipperton atoll, The Canoemaraners of Annobon isle, The Clingers-on of Livingroom Island, The Unicorn Eaters, The calorically bereft Poolnoodlers of Pitcairn, The Freedmen of Tromelin, The Insatiable Mosslickers of Christmas Island and The Foam Netters of Lesser Takuu.
Be warned that given the borderline desperate scarcity experienced on some of these island micronations and the shortsighted mentality that that can engender, these negotiations, despite our best intentions, have been known to devolve into a lot of petty squabbling and can erupt even into all out physical conflict. M.A.U.M.A.U takes no responsiblity for your personal safety or the safety of your belongings.
For the safety and heightened enjoyment of all participants and in the interest of improved relations with our host community, RFID smart dust technologies coupled with a state of the art extreme high frequency 5G bps mobile emitter array will be provided free of cost. M.A.U.M.A.U. is proud to support platforms for the future that promote dialogue and insure a complete and high fidelity record of all interactions for posterity. M.A.U.M.A.U merges on the ground humanitarian aid and technology to increase dialog between remote tribes and micro-nations, stimulating trade, education, modern agriculture and assurance in the honoring of debts.
For the safety and heightened enjoyment of all participants and in the interest of improved relations with our host community, RFID smart dust technologies coupled with a state of the art extreme high frequency 5G bps mobile emitter array will be provided free of cost. M.A.U.M.A.U. is proud to support platforms for the future that promote dialogue and insure a complete and high fidelity record of all interactions for posterity. M.A.U.M.A.U merges on the ground humanitarian aid and technology to increase dialog between remote tribes and micro-nations, stimulating trade, education, modern agriculture and assurance in the honoring of debts.
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-Thank You and see you on the water!
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