THE brunch FOR MAU MAU ISLAND
AUGUST 10 SAT
AUGUST 10 SAT
**The Masochism of Leisure**
ALL YOU CAN ET......ALL YOU CAN DRANK......
Missed MAU MAU Island? Don't remember MAU MAU Island? Have unresolved, unfulfilled MAU MAU dreams or vendettas? Bruises fading? Need new ones? Join us on Admirals Row on the Bushwick Riviera . Fill the rosé keg sized hole in your heart....with rosé.
On the TAURUS, our boat, our other boat, the bigg boat but not the reallly bigg boat, but next to that boat.
ANTICIPATE:
Romantic canoe rides
Cell phone skipping, for prize (bring your dead phones)
PICK UP YOUR 2019 MAU MAU stickers
lost and found fondling
cold plunge pool
Have you seen Waterworld... upside-down?
soggy bottom contest
MENUE:
"Blob Lobster" by Kat
"The Clam Before The Storm" -Orien
bobbing for shrimps -Ali/e/xes
sardine suckoff, redux, Allstar pro edition,
Other foods
sausage
Perpetual peas through perpetual gwar
BRING WEIRD STUFFS TO GRILL!!
**KEG OF ROSÉ** .
WHITE GIRL WASTED KEG STANDS!
Mimosas Hostiles
gin drank
190 MORGAN Ave. Bushwick
2:00 PM
Basically we are throwing a Fundraiser after the event because we didn't throw one before it, and its a bit of a head start on next year.
20 sheet suggested donation.... https://www.thebattleformaumauisland.com/store/p98/THE_brunch_FOR_MAU_MAU_ISLAND_.html
Missed MAU MAU Island? Don't remember MAU MAU Island? Have unresolved, unfulfilled MAU MAU dreams or vendettas? Bruises fading? Need new ones? Join us on Admirals Row on the Bushwick Riviera . Fill the rosé keg sized hole in your heart....with rosé.
On the TAURUS, our boat, our other boat, the bigg boat but not the reallly bigg boat, but next to that boat.
ANTICIPATE:
Romantic canoe rides
Cell phone skipping, for prize (bring your dead phones)
PICK UP YOUR 2019 MAU MAU stickers
lost and found fondling
cold plunge pool
Have you seen Waterworld... upside-down?
soggy bottom contest
MENUE:
"Blob Lobster" by Kat
"The Clam Before The Storm" -Orien
bobbing for shrimps -Ali/e/xes
sardine suckoff, redux, Allstar pro edition,
Other foods
sausage
Perpetual peas through perpetual gwar
BRING WEIRD STUFFS TO GRILL!!
**KEG OF ROSÉ** .
WHITE GIRL WASTED KEG STANDS!
Mimosas Hostiles
gin drank
190 MORGAN Ave. Bushwick
2:00 PM
Basically we are throwing a Fundraiser after the event because we didn't throw one before it, and its a bit of a head start on next year.
20 sheet suggested donation.... https://www.thebattleformaumauisland.com/store/p98/THE_brunch_FOR_MAU_MAU_ISLAND_.html
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ONE KEG OF FINE DOMESTIC ROSé
and 81 medium size clams GENEROUSLY DONATED BY THE MAMMON GLOBAL HOLDINGS FAMILY OF COMPANIES. |
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