BECOME IMMORTAL in song, Give Captain Burke 5 personal details, real and/or fanciful, and he will construct for you your very own personalized sea-shanty. Click for sample shanty
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“Personalized Sea-Shanty”
-Give me 5 personal details, real and/or fanciful, and I will construct for you your very own personalized sea-shanty.
You have come so far and overcome so much. You are a unique star cluster of very special sparkling sparkles. And suchlike. Isn’t it time you celebrated your achievements and bathed in your own glory via song? Of course it is. Let us begin.
Courtesy of
Ben BurkeExample (for Orien):
DETAILS PROVIDED: “I live in a mirrored chamber. I smoke a tomahawk pipe. Flip flops and socks, my boat doesn’t run and I’m selling my vote for president in my online store.”
PERSONALIZED SHANTY:
Oh-
I’m a man who’s surrounded by mirrors
There’s an army of Me, I suspect-
In my socks and my sandals
I’m a sword with no handle
In my chamber, I sit and reflect-
(chorus)
Oh
Reflect, reflect, reflect-
Like a laser beam into the night
I motor my boat
With a bear for a coat
And a hatchet of blood for a pipe
Reflect, reflect, reflect-
I bounce from one plane to the next
And if you want my vote
Gimme gold and a goat
Or at least a large, over-sized check
For I’m a man who’s surrounded by mirrors
Unafraid of what may lay beyond
Hopefully, it’s a melee
For they say I am cray-zay-
I’m the sea, in a tub, on a pond
(repeat chorus)
Now I’ve taken my tomahawk and smashed all the glasses
I’ve broken my boat but I’ve kicked all the asses
I’m inside the skull now, I see nothing wrong
I’m a man made of ocean, and the notes of a song-
(repeat chorus)
Benjaminperkinsburke.com
-Give me 5 personal details, real and/or fanciful, and I will construct for you your very own personalized sea-shanty.
You have come so far and overcome so much. You are a unique star cluster of very special sparkling sparkles. And suchlike. Isn’t it time you celebrated your achievements and bathed in your own glory via song? Of course it is. Let us begin.
Courtesy of
Ben BurkeExample (for Orien):
DETAILS PROVIDED: “I live in a mirrored chamber. I smoke a tomahawk pipe. Flip flops and socks, my boat doesn’t run and I’m selling my vote for president in my online store.”
PERSONALIZED SHANTY:
Oh-
I’m a man who’s surrounded by mirrors
There’s an army of Me, I suspect-
In my socks and my sandals
I’m a sword with no handle
In my chamber, I sit and reflect-
(chorus)
Oh
Reflect, reflect, reflect-
Like a laser beam into the night
I motor my boat
With a bear for a coat
And a hatchet of blood for a pipe
Reflect, reflect, reflect-
I bounce from one plane to the next
And if you want my vote
Gimme gold and a goat
Or at least a large, over-sized check
For I’m a man who’s surrounded by mirrors
Unafraid of what may lay beyond
Hopefully, it’s a melee
For they say I am cray-zay-
I’m the sea, in a tub, on a pond
(repeat chorus)
Now I’ve taken my tomahawk and smashed all the glasses
I’ve broken my boat but I’ve kicked all the asses
I’m inside the skull now, I see nothing wrong
I’m a man made of ocean, and the notes of a song-
(repeat chorus)
Benjaminperkinsburke.com
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