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  • 2019 The Multi-oceanic Association of Unified Micro-nations and Autonomous Utopias
  • 2018 SUBOPTIMAL
  • 2017 chronostasis
  • 2016 The gate of Agartha
  • 2015 THE MARITIME ACADEMY FOR ULTIMATE MARINE ARTS UNLIMITED
  • 2014 THE RETURN TO MAU MAU ISLAND
  • 2013 MAU MAU ISLAND IS CANCELLED
  • 2012 THE 100 BOATS OF BATTLE ATOLL
  • 2011 THE BATTLE FOR MAU MAU ISLAND
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THE BATTLE FOR MAU MAU ISLAND

BECOME IMMORTAL in song, Give Captain Burke 5 personal details, real and/or fanciful, and he will construct for you your very own personalized sea-shanty. Click for sample shanty

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“Personalized Sea-Shanty”
-Give me 5 personal details, real and/or fanciful, and I will construct for you your very own personalized sea-shanty.
 
You have come so far and overcome so much. You are a unique star cluster of very special sparkling sparkles.  And suchlike.  Isn’t it time you celebrated your achievements and bathed in your own glory via song?  Of course it is.  Let us begin.
 
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Ben BurkeExample (for Orien):
DETAILS PROVIDED: “I live in a mirrored chamber. I smoke a tomahawk pipe. Flip flops and socks, my boat doesn’t run and I’m selling my vote for president in my online store.”
PERSONALIZED SHANTY:
Oh-
I’m a man who’s surrounded by mirrors
There’s an army of Me, I suspect-
In my socks and my sandals
I’m a sword with no handle
In my chamber, I sit and reflect-
(chorus)
Oh
Reflect, reflect, reflect-
Like a laser beam into the night
I motor my boat
With a bear for a coat
And a hatchet of blood for a pipe

Reflect, reflect, reflect-
I bounce from one plane to the next
And if you want my vote

Gimme gold and a goat

Or at least a large, over-sized check

For I’m a man who’s surrounded by mirrors
Unafraid of what may lay beyond
Hopefully, it’s a melee
For they say I am cray-zay-
I’m the sea, in a tub, on a pond
(repeat chorus)


Now I’ve taken my tomahawk and smashed all the glasses
I’ve broken my boat but I’ve kicked all the asses
I’m inside the skull now, I see nothing wrong
I’m a man made of ocean, and the notes of a song-
(repeat chorus)

 
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