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2018 TEMPORARY TATOO IF YOU'R COMING TO MAU MAU, PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THIS FREE EVENT AND GET ONE OF THESE 2018 TEMPORARY TATTOOS "SUBOPTIMAL"

$15.00


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MAU MAU ISLAND is always FREE and open to everyone, but please show your support by purchasing a TATTOO and encouraging your gang mates to do so as well, we appreciate it. ​TO CONTRIBUTE YOUR own ART OR SERVICE, FOLLOW THIS LINK OR GO TO THE "CONTRIBUTE ART SALON" PAGE, ARTIST COMMISSIONS AVAILABLE

2017 temporary tattoo "chronostasis"
$5.00
$5.00
2016 temporary tattoo, "THE GATES OF AGARTHA"
$5.00
$5.00
Overnight camping space for Friday July 27th one normal size tent
$15.00
$15.00
Overnight camping space for Sat July 28th DAY OF THE EVENT, for one normal size tent
$20.00
$20.00
"The Battle for Mau Mau Island Patches" Relief print on Muslin, 6”x6” by Jaclyn Atkinson
$20.00
$20.00
AGARTHA ATOLL PENDANT (open) by Geodelic Design, laser cut colored acrylic
$25.00
$25.00
AGARTHA ATOLL PENDANT (solid) by Geodelic Design laser cut colored acrylic
$25.00
$25.00
AGARTHA ATOLL PENDANT (inlayed) by Geodelic Design laser cut wood with acrylic inlay
$30.00
$30.00
MYSTERY GRAB BAG of not just garbage. Be the brave one! could be anything? and its defiantly not nothing.....
$30.00
$30.00
Get your rotten ass scurvy gob teeth cleaned by a real dentist, that is mostly sober. Get a tooth douche like a pro from a pro, Dr. Psykick Dentizt. You need it. NYC
$40.00
$40.00
BECOME IMMORTAL in song, Give Captain Burke 5 personal details, real and/or fanciful, and he will construct for you your very own personalized sea-shanty. Click for sample shanty
$40.00
$40.00
THIS is by far our strangest service yet. "pet turtle excursion" have a magical turtle companion for the day, Salmonella free, we guarantee. NYC
$113.00
$113.00
START USING THE REAL INTERNET! Learn some actually useful shit like, how to buy drugs on the "DARK WEB" And yess, the classroom is a FERRY BOAT in Bushwick. Lucky bastards, 6 seats available .NYC
$120.00
$120.00
KIDNAP YOUR FRIENDS. Gone the Next(™) We provide stylish and upscale abductions for birthday parties, corporate retreats, political summit meetings, or whoever you think deserves it. give your target a kidnapping they'll never forget. 2 TIX, NYC.
$195.00
$195.00
You've probably tried breathing air, Boring. Learn to breath something more interesting, like FIRE. And not burn your face off, along with rope dart and fire staff, with Max. 3 Hours, 2 tix available NYC
$175.00
$175.00
PLAYGUE......Get fully infested with a personal rat entourage. Great for, sewer picnics, Casual subway rides, palm frond fanning on the beach, Fine dining, Sex parties? why not. 4 hours. NYC
$220.00
$220.00
"our glorious leader" Acrylic on canvas 30'' x 40'' By VOX. Oh Kim, you little twerp, Dont cyberattack the Mau Mau site. You need this behind your desk or above your bed.
$320.00
$320.00
2018 TEMPORARY TATOO IF YOU'R COMING TO MAU MAU, PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THIS FREE EVENT AND GET ONE OF THESE 2018 TEMPORARY TATTOOS "SUBOPTIMAL"
$15.00
$15.00